"A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure" – Charlie Chaplin

"So I don´t mean to brag but did you used to watch Sex and the City?"
Yes

"Well, do you remember the one where Samantha goes to a really exclusive club in LA?"
Um, I can´t remember

"Well, I am a member of THAT club."
Oh okay, so what is your total budget for this trip?

"£1000" 
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