"One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time." – Andre Gide

Hi there, this is ****** calling from ******. Could I please speak to Mr Christleton?
"Erm, yeah speaking."

How are you? Are you free to have a quick chat about the trip that you are planning so I can put together an itinerary for you?
"Sure."

Fantastic, could I just get your first name please?
"Well, if you don´t know that, why are you calling me?"

Well, you didn´t leave your name on our online form so I really have no way of knowing it unless you tell me.
"I cant talk now." *Beep*

A few hours later via email....

"Sorry **** I couldn´t hear which company you was calling from. I am so sorry if I came across short. Please can you call me back?"